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I like hugs and I like kisses Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
Kiss often. Lips never wear out! Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
Experience is what we get when we don't get what we want. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
I intend to live forever... so far, so good. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
I only golf on days that end with Y. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
I'm not getting old, I just need to be repotted. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
The secret is to become wise before you get old! Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
We are all here for a spell. Get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
A clean house is the sign of a boring person. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
Although you'll find our house a mess, come in, sit down, converse. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
Beware! This home protected by killer dust bunnies! Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
Born to shop - not to mop! Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
But what I REALLY love is help with the DISHES Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
Clean if you must - but don't write in the dust. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
Clean off a chair and sit down. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
Cleanliness is next to impossible! Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
Don't force it... get a larger hammer. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
Dull women have immaculate homes! Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
Dust is a natural, protective covering for all furniture. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
Dust is just a country accent. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and an expert at making breakfast. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
For Maid Service, Press Button. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
Four little dirty words: wash, cook, iron, dust. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
God made rainy days, so gardeners could get the housework done. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
Help Wanted...Everyone in the house qualifies! Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
Housework is a Family Affair. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
You either make dust or eat dust Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
Housework is the pits! Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
Housework makes you ugly. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
I clean house every other day. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
I don't do housework on days that end in 'Y'. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on! Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
If cleanliness is next to godliness... we're in big trouble! Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
If it ain't broke, keep fixin it till it is. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
If No One Answers, Do It Yourself! Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
No man has been shot while doing the dishes. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
Please don't feed the dustballs. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
Please don't tidy my mess, you'll only confuse me. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
Please pardon the mess! Our butler and maid quit! Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
Real men do housework. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
The dust bunnies are having a convention at my house. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
This home is protected by a coat of dust. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
This house is a refuge for the domestically challenged. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
This house is cleaned so you can eat off the floor. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
This is no ordinary housewife you're dealing with! Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
This mess...is a place! Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
You either make dust or eat dust. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
If the shoe fits…buy it in every color Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
When life goves you lemons…Reach for the Tequila :) Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
When life goves you lemons…Reach for the Tequila :) Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
I don’t skinny dip…I chunky dunk Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
I like hugs and I like kisses Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
Kiss often. Lips never wear out! Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. Wall Quote Mural Decal SWD
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